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PostSubject: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 12:47 am

U Can't Sell This

Duh, Duh, Duh Dakota hits us so hard,
Makes us say "Oh my gawd!"
With a warning in which it says
"Dont be sellin toons and dont be sellin res!"
It feels good when SRB hits the ground,
Cash in ally points n watch your rank go down.
But the devs know too much,
Try to sell your fams now you know youre getting f@cked.

I told you homeboy (U cant sell this)
Try to make a living but they say no (U cant sell this)
Look in the TOS man (U can sell this)
Yo let me sell a funky Lilith (U cant sell this)

Fresh new mercs advance,
Gotta lvl up and throw some crystals down their pants
Now move to evolution street,
Watch them combine dancing to a funky beat.
While its flashing hold on,
Add another chevron, yeah you know they're getting strong.
Like that, like that,
Yeah, ya put em on a mission and lvl up some pacts.
Let em know, your skills too much,
And this is a tower squad ya can't touch.

Yo, I told you (U cant sell this)
Why you posting there man (U cant sell this)
Yo, raise the banner, pvp is on (U cant sell this)

Give me a Tele or a Mista,
Make em break a sweat when they see that V2 Fista.
Now they know,
When ya got a squad of Lethals, they kinda run the show.
Thats tight for a fight,
But with the proc manipulation now you know that aint right.
With agi you learn,
That if you dont go first that you'll prolly get burned.
The ranks. Legit.
Either play 24/7, or you might as well quit.

Thats against the TOS you know...

U cant sell this [x's 3]

Buy my mercs!  [music break down]  Now stop!  Ban hammertime!


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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 12:56 am

love it. it should play every time i play the game
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 1:08 am

lmao, you should actually do a real sing over version of this and upload it to youtube lol
I will put it in the back ground when I'm browsing the forum haha awesome dude!!!lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 1:11 am

That would be epic
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 1:15 am

Agreed. Lol! Good stuff! ! How long did it take to put that together? ?
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 2:04 am

Well sadly Im the whitest whiteboy I know(my background is basically Ukranian and Casper)so my vocal flow is more like backwash. However since I know my musical limitations, which are essentially off limits, if anyone wants to play Frank Sinatra to my Sammy Cohn im all for it, id even write up a final verse for it as per the original...
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 2:08 am

hatchetrizer wrote:
Agreed. Lol!   Good stuff! !   How long did it take to put that together? ?
The content was kinda in my head already, the longest part was flipping back and forth from the original lyrics so i could get the phrasing and Syllable counts to sync up as close as possible and then to just type it up which was the bulk of the effort. All said about an hour
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 2:53 am

Is that ... naaaaahh .. could it be ?! Do I see my name in that song ?
'Fresh' new mercs .. Yup ;o


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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 3:46 am

Brilliant mate the perfect laughing fit before work
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 6:40 am

nice dude
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 2:55 pm

Awesome.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 9th 2013, 9:27 pm

Search 1 pound fish on you tube

Your lyrics look like this song in my opinion
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 7:53 am

According to news, banhammer has just stroke down. I hoped i would climb up in event rank a bit but not Sad Smile.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 8:54 am

So, according to Dakota's latest ban threat, trades of mercs with greatly differing raritys will be flagged for banning....How can Dakota decide which mercs are more or less valuable to one player vs another?...

ex. If I have 3 CXB-U (E4) which are less effective buffers than WASP (R4), wouldn't I want to exchange one or two E4s for a wasp R4?....It surely seems like an imbalanced trade, an R4 for 2 E4s...Should I get banned?
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 9:05 am

maybe r1 for 2-3 Ls will be flagged
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 9:06 am

but blaze/ice bot r1 might be better then shimma kunochi
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 9:18 am

Almost anything is better than shimma lol
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 9:26 am

Word.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:22 am

I still want a shimma.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:40 am

They banned me lol, i just called them a bunch of fucking morons i knew this would happen.. Lol
Never sold anything for cash either, they must not like me too much hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:43 am

dude that's so stupid of them. smh. they were just intimidated by you 100mil squad smh
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:44 am

did not see that one coming
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:53 am

Strap, that was a crap ban. They banned you to get your nocturnals out of the trading pool, that is it. You have got to be freaking kidding me.

Pre-emptive bans because you don't want a merc being sold and are afraid it might be sold for cash out of game. Give me a freaking break.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:53 am

Its really funny actually, this company is serious too hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:55 am

they all about their money and thats all they care about
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 11:57 am

It's funny in the "You have got to be kidding me" kind of way, not really the "funny ha-ha" kind of way
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 12:05 pm

Wow, they really don't give a damn about their player base do they?
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 12:06 pm

Speechless.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 12:29 pm

Half of thai team were banned

Good luck

We all quit

I assume ban because u loan fams to friends

We never sell for cash
No reason to ban with this issue

Becareful guys
Dont be victims like us

Be safe in trading

Thanks L hunter , thanks pirate team for good compeition

Fairwell
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:17 pm

Strap banned. I don't know what to say, speechless. Soon they will not have any players left with this attitude.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:26 pm

Haha and raytan, your the only person with multi telepaths now thals im going to email them when i get off,  think they really just got mad at me for calling them names on the forum lol


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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:26 pm

Word to Dakota.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:30 pm

I'm innocent guys.


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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:31 pm

It is like a movie: "How can you ruin a good game with a great potential in 7 days" Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:32 pm

When did they say that, with the unfair trades?
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:33 pm

Recent message today, and strap thats total bs to here youve been banned!
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:34 pm

Hear*..
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:34 pm

The problem is that behind the scenes of this good game with great potential has been a dev team getting heat for not meeting profit demands. Now they are lashing out with everything they have. Honestly at this point it's more about vengeance banning the people they see as responsible for the collapse of the game rather than balancing or enforcing the TOS
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:44 pm

I've done nothing wrong.


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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 1:46 pm

Bandito, few words of advice, take care what you say around here as im sure as hell they monitor these forums as this is without a doubt the most active forum the game has!
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 2:18 pm

For the record, "bumsquirt" has now been added to my vocabulary.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 2:23 pm

Hey d1fferent, you like my edits?

Sphynx, bumsquirt is a personal favourite. I have a couple of other good ones, but I'd certainly be removed from the forum for them. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 2:28 pm

Haha gj
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 4:12 pm

Lol I think Edward got banned. He went from 60000 points to zero overnight as an event ally
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 4:14 pm

Strapavelli wrote:
Haha and raytan, your the only person with multi telepaths now thals im going to email them when i get off,  think they really just got mad at me for calling them names on the forum lol

If u check the tos I think they can actually ban you for that lmfao
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 5:03 pm

I'm actually curious now to see what happens to the game. I imagine point totals will be much lower and the market may deflate if black market res is really being removed Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 5:54 pm

Ya as long as I can ride out the ban wave without being picked up on bogus infraction my Res pool maybe better spent if I hold onto them and wait for merc prices to slowly come down.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 6:42 pm

I got over the Nerfing thing pretty quickly but this is some serious BS.
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PostSubject: Re: Ban Hammertime!   October 14th 2013, 7:06 pm

paintballer58 wrote:
Strapavelli wrote:
Haha and raytan, your the only person with multi telepaths now thals im going to email them when i get off,  think they really just got mad at me for calling them names on the forum lol
If u check the tos I think they can actually ban you for that lmfao
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Oh boohoo dakota lol bunch of crooks
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